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Jennifer Aniston wants to adopt. Which may be true or may just be a tabloid's take on what happens when Jennifer Aniston breaks up with her boyfriend... According to Life & Style.

Jennifer Aniston's run out of time! Aniston has to adopt! In any event, we think that Aniston dodged a bullet by not having babies with John Mayer. Sure the kid would have had a 100% chance of having great hair, but he also would have been at least 50% douche. Worth it? Well, maybe in Hollywood.

A source spoke to Life & Style claimed that Jennifer Aniston has considered both in vitro fertilization and adoption. Said the source, "(Jennifer Aniston) She's working out how she wants to proceed. But one thing is definite: She wants a baby, and she wants one soon." The source added that Aniston had envisioned having a baby with Mayer but was also realistic about the fact that it was probably never going to happen. Said the source, "Yes, she was hoping to have a baby with him. But I think deep down she knew he probably wasn't ready to settle down and start a family."

John Mayer is definitely not ready to have a baby, it's true. You can't have a baby when you spend as much time Twittering as John does. How would he have time to update millions of strangers on his every waking move if he had like...actual responsibilities? And nobody wants to read a million "Changing another diaper" Twitter posts.

"She (Jennifer Aniston knows the one luxury she doesn't have right now is time. She's willing to become a single mother," A source added.

Listen, it's all going to work out. Jennifer Aniston may start out being a single mother, but then she's going to realize that she and Ross really are perfect together, and they're totally going to end up together. What do you mean they're not real? Oh right, and Central Perk probably isn't a real place, it's just the imaginings of writers who have no actual comprehension of how little space there is in a New York City coffee shop.